1. animalstalkinginallcaps: DON’T YOU THINK MAYBE, NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR BACHELOR’S DEGREE AND EVERYTHING, IT’S TIME TO STOP WORKING AT THE COFFEESHOP? I KNOW IT’S A DEGREE IN FILM AND VIDEO, BUT YOU’RE 30. CAN’T YOU AT LEAST GET A RECEPTIONIST JOB OR SOMETHING? YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE MANAGER.  I’M NOT TRYING TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. I’M YOUR MOTHER. I LOVE YOU. I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE. This is absolutely something my mother has said to me.

    animalstalkinginallcaps:

    DON’T YOU THINK MAYBE, NOW THAT YOU HAVE YOUR BACHELOR’S DEGREE AND EVERYTHING, IT’S TIME TO STOP WORKING AT THE COFFEESHOP? I KNOW IT’S A DEGREE IN FILM AND VIDEO, BUT YOU’RE 30. CAN’T YOU AT LEAST GET A RECEPTIONIST JOB OR SOMETHING? YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE MANAGER. 

    I’M NOT TRYING TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. I’M YOUR MOTHER. I LOVE YOU. I JUST WANT YOU TO HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE.

    This is absolutely something my mother has said to me.

    4 months ago  /  337 notes  /  Source: animalstalkinginallcaps

  2. thedailywhat: Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: A squirrel sucks face with a dinosaurs in a photo that Redditor ecn04002 says took him 45 minutes to snap: I had to get him close to the table with a trail of seeds… slowly trusting me as I would move around him. Then got him to climb up the table where his precious seed was waiting for him… his only requirement was a cross-species kiss. Passing the time: You’re doing it weird. [reddit.] This just made my morning.

    thedailywhat:

    Everybody Needs A Hobby of the Day: A squirrel sucks face with a dinosaurs in a photo that Redditor ecn04002 says took him 45 minutes to snap:

    I had to get him close to the table with a trail of seeds… slowly trusting me as I would move around him. Then got him to climb up the table where his precious seed was waiting for him… his only requirement was a cross-species kiss.

    Passing the time: You’re doing it weird.

    [reddit.]

    This just made my morning.

    5 months ago  /  1,901 notes  /  Source: thedailywhat

  3. I know I’m extra late to this party

    But I finally just heard “You Are a Tourist” and am now EXTRA mad that I didn’t get those DCFC tickets that I was already mad about not getting.

    Goddamn.

    9 months ago  /  Notes

  4. fuck mondays

    Last Monday was so good that I should have known the universe would have some brutal plans for this week.

    By 9:35 this morning I had already: dealt with some disturbing decision making by my administration, spoke with an angry, irrational parent, and nearly squeezed a banana so hard it would have exploded in my hand.

    I would like to point out, however, that I am trying to behave as maturely as possible.  I am TRYING to remain quite zen about this whole situation.  I am trying not to vent my frustrations upon people who are not to blame.  And I am trying desperately to find articulate and eloquent ways to voice my concerns to those who are to blame.

    We shall see how this unfolds.

    10 months ago  /  Notes

  5. revolt

    Working for ones alma mater can be a real catch 22.  On the one hand, I am grateful for everything that I’ve accomplished as a result of my education there.  On the other hand, I am quite fed up with being treated like shit just because I feel (and, apparently, so do they) that I owe them my gratitude.  

    All I can say is that I’m getting a solid lesson in “Fuck You,” and I can’t wait to use it when I leave.

    Someday I will leave, and I will leave you high and dry.  Just wait.

    10 months ago  /  Notes

  6. thedailywhat:

    Movie Trailer of the Day: The official trailer for Exporting Raymond, an award-winning documentary chronicling the lost-in-translation experiences of Everybody Loves Raymond creator Phil Rosenthal as he oversees the production of the Russian-language Raymond remake “Voroniny.”

    [devour.]

    OMFG I’ve read about this.  I cannot WAIT to see this.

    10 months ago  /  213 notes  /  Source: thedailywhat

  7. Watching the women at work flirt shamelessly with my hot coworker is a form of entertainment.  

    10 months ago  /  Notes

  8. I’m an idiot.

    As I’m getting older, the frequency with which I have to roll into work hungover is increasing, instead of decreasing.  

    Remind me not to have that 4th beer next time, will you?

    10 months ago  /  0 notes

  9. You guys, it has been a rough day here on the LES.  But everything’s fine now, because it’s 3pm and I’m leaving in an hour.  BOOYAH.

    10 months ago  /  Notes

  10. smoosh

    Thank god it’s Friday.  I’m exhausted and had nightmares about students refusing to pick up report cards on time.  What does it MEAN?  

    It means I need a fucking vacation.

    On the upside, it’s warm, I’m wearing a t-shirt and jeans at work and my brain feels like jello.  

    10 months ago  /  Notes